Poems from the Darkside

by vader
1. Dispassionate kisses
2. Dark Finger Period
3. Eternal Decomposition
4. Mother Tells Me...
5. Flames from a Barbeque Demon
6. The Eternal Misgivings of Pope John VII
7. Saviour was wrenched from mine grasp
8. Darkness
9. We are doomed
10. The Heart is a Jedi Mind Trick
11. silent black snake
12. The Unleashed Sword of Damocles
13. Atrophied Life in The Vice of Inexorable Hamburgers
14. The viri of the universe
15. The bride
16. A Nefarious Mortal's Incestuous love

Poems from the Darkside is a collection of translations of Sith poetry from Lord Vader of the Darkside. Beneath the black suit, helmet and cape lies an inner emptiness which in faint and fleeting moments is realized with emotionally-charged punk rock and poetry. Feel free to look upon these writings young deoxyian, yet it does not matter. Nothing matters, for all is doomed.

Dispassionate kisses

"Death is an icy kiss from the wounded depths of my tearful soul as it cries into the wind of pain weaving its way apathetically past me chilling me to my very bones in cruel rigor mortis, forever binding me in the shallow grave of my doom" - by vader

Dark Finger Period

"Wrapped in the dark fingers of misery and ghastly embrace lies my soul beaten chewed and leftover in the fridge for tomorrow's lunch. I'm engulfed by the rancid tendrils of 3rd period in Pre-Calc 201. The bell rings 45 minutes too late, my eyes belong to the lady doom." - by vader

Eternal Decomposition

"Feeling the bloody talons of the dread-father's knarled claw; tis a sweet release from the eternal toil that is existance. For to be alive is nought but to be decomposing slowly, ever marching to the hollow carcas of oblivion, dragging with me the soiled souls of the living, inviting them to sukkle at the whithered teat of doom" - by vader

Mother Tells Me...

"Darkness covers all I see and touch, I feel no pain only sorrow, I lose my grip on the sword I held, and turn to become a true shadow. Mother tells me to put my sword away and never speak of this abomination again. Pain, pain in my face... Shame, Shame in my heart... Mother tells me masturbation is a handshake with the devil; if that is so... then I consider him a friend; a friend in doom" - by vader

Flames from a Barbeque Demon

"Realise that I have forever been living a lie, for every moment spent in static bleakness is another ingredient in the tepid concoction of boiling tears, simmering in the cauldron of my life. Roasting over the flame of monstrous hellfire. Im an evil demon that has come to flame you all to bits of barbequed chicken so the ones that survive can eat your brains because that is what friends do when your zonked out and boxed in doom." - by vader

The Eternal Misgivings of Pope John VII

"Doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooooooom." [recited to the tune of the meow mix commercial] - by vader

Saviour was wrenched from mine grasp

"Wracked with agony are mine eyes. They tell a tale of greif and soliduted, the silent regret smouldering inside me like the festerng unborn child of a terminally ill panda. Breathlessly the featus contemplates being unleased upon the cold world of maggott-ridden aristocrasy, at last free to wreak havok and bring all of this worthless colony under its moth-eaten paw. A blade runs across its surface what bleeds is not blood, just doom." - by vader

Darkness

Deep in that darkness peering Long i stood there Wondering Fearing Doubting? - by edgar allan poe vader''

We are doomed

There is no hope, only despair

there is no happiness only sadness

there is no good, only evil

there is no prosperity, only deprivaty

there is no everything, there is nothing

there is no love, only a hollowed shell...OF DOOM

by vader

The Heart is a Jedi Mind Trick

Thats low...

Even for the darkside.

You don't leave homies hangin.

No, its too late...

Not even the force can mend a broken heart.

Perhaps, a jedi mind trick but not the force alone.

by vader

silent black snake

black darkness creeps up your legs and lays heavy, wrapped around your breast

you cant breath and your stomach digests itself while you try to remember your name....

faceless horror from the deep spiral cave of your head and the sound of inevitable doom sounds in your heart

by looming Vader

The Unleashed Sword of Damocles

"Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign and yet without provocation you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So go now... GO!!! And begin your life of FEAR!!! Knowing that when you least expect it the looming Sword of Damocles will crash down upon you cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life you will regret the day you crossed the wrong Sith..."

by vader

Atrophied Life in The Vice of Inexorable Hamburgers

Skinny fists raised to the sky, the starved orphan wept tears of blood. Judgment rained down upon him from the heavens, obliterating him, body and soul, as he surrendered to all encompassing doom; The rain keeps coming down, changing his smiles to frowns. "I should sleep this off..." But you may never sleep, for your dreams are blighted with visions of D00M!!!

by vader

The viri of the universe

Like a tide they first appear from the sea, evolving to invade the land. After they invade the land they spread, infesting everything creating vast colonies; than some of them evolve to have menial sentience and through their arrogance begin to destroy everything that supports them. Fortunately this will only lead to their DOOM!!

by Vader

The bride

The bride

Burn my hands in hot coals

Dip the charred remains in acid

come here my dearest

let me touch you

this is how much i love thee

this is not in jest

BUT IN DOOM

by vader

A Nefarious Mortal's Incestuous love

Cold and lifeless lay the shadowy husk of a broken man

with all lost and all purpose aside

his daughters blood shall never wash off

tainted by his existence, marred by the deed done

tears crimson, falling form his eyes

mixing from hers...together at last

to dwell in the otherworldly DOOM

by vader

*We suggest a bit of uniformity to all submissions in that they all remain emo and end with the word doom, but, in the end it doesn't matter really... nothing matters... its all cold black doom.

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